See, no other vehicle
allows us to connect with people spanning the entire spectrum. Last week
I went off-roading and met a petite blonde who looked like she belonged
in a tanning booth or reading TMZ. I was skeptical until she ripped up
the trails like a pro which impressed me and made her look ten times
hotter.
Face
it, everyone thinks that they embody the Jeep Spirit. Who does not
think that they're free-spirited and self-reliant? Even my dentist
drives a Wrangler and he was the guy prying his underwear loose from his
butt-crack in high school. We all know that dude, the one who showboats
and acts cool because he's got the dough. Hell, that's still the
genuine Jeep Spirit.
I'll
admit that I used to resent seeing the corporate big whig out in the
pits but now I think it helps to broaden the experience. If you want to
be secular buy a Mercedes, if you want an experience that transports in
more ways, then Jeep is the true answer.
By the way, rumor has it that J Biebs was born in the back of a Jeep.
No comments:
Post a Comment